10 Weird Things that Happen When You Come Home After Long Term Travel…

Coming back home from a long stint backpacking can be very strange indeed. At times you feel like an alien in your own country! (Cue Sting). You’ve forgotten so much about what life back home is like and picked up many weird habits while you’ve been away. Are you still the same person that you once were? Here are 10 symptoms of extreme reverse culture shock…

Have YOU Experienced 10 Symptoms of Reverse Culture Shock?

1. You get nervous when people serve you in shops and restaurants as they can speak the SAME LANGUAGE as you! They speak so fast, they are so polite, you can ask them anything you want! It’s almost too much to handle. 2. You make SMALL TALK with anyone, everywhere. On the tube, in a café, walking down the street. So what are you up to tonight? How long have you been in this city? Where are you from? Life outside the hostel isn’t quite as friendly
On a songthaew in Thailand.
Making friends was always so easy in South East Asia!

3. You’ve developed a form of Tourette Syndrome when buying train tickets and snacks, “F*** OFF, it’s HOW MUCH?” No matter how much you try to brace yourself, you can’t help but be shocked at the cost every time, expletives shooting from your mouth.

4. You are walking around bowing at people in a Thai style ‘wai’, saying gracias to some people and performing the Indian head shake at others – you’re a CULTURAL MESS and you’re getting funny looks. It’s embarrassing.

sawasdee macdonald
Sawasdee Ka Ronald! The Western version just isn’t the same.
5. You’ve forgotten all the little silly etiquettes and SOCIAL NORMS of pretentious society. Waiting for everyone to be served their food before you start to eat, putting your napkin on your knee, queuing for toilets and lifts… not putting your toilet paper in a bin at the side of the toilet at someone’s house. Stop being so rude and uncouth! 6. You suddenly have SO MUCH MORE TIME in your day. Things just seem to go according to plan, all the time… That half an hour bus journey you planned, well it took… half an hour! No break down, accident or delay. Bus journeys get you from A to B. No story to tell.
Our Bus is Stuck
That time when the “VIP” Bus got stuck in the mud – for four hours.

7. You become gushy and overly emotional about the things other people find normal. Hot showers, soft pillows, real cups of tea, real chocolate… You’re smiling so much at your bagel right now that the woman who served you thinks you are simple. Every missed experience is relished like a precious rediscovery. You will NEVER TAKE CHEESE FOR GRANTED again!

8. You realize you may need to BRUSH UP up a bit. You look like shit. People around here smell nice, they have clean hair and no three-week-old dirt underneath their fingernails. They’re looking at you like you just crawled out of a backpack… erm, ‘cos you just did.

Smelly Feet
No one around to smell your feet out here!

9. You wonder why no one is pestering you. “Tuk-tuk, taxi, massage, cambio, my friend…” it all seems well, KIND OF LONELY and quiet without the constant chatter. You miss it. You always felt so popular and desirable.

tuk tuk 2
Hey Mister – where you go!?

10. You resist the urge to tell everyone… “Do you think I’m acting weird?” Do you? Well, it’s actually because I’ve just got off a flight from Bangkok… This one time when we were on a bus in northern Laos…” Your adventures mean so much to you, but guess what? When you get home, you will slowly realize – NO ONE CARES! Life goes on as normal. There’s a new character in that reality TV show, Man U just bought a new player, it’s Steve’s stag do next week, whatever you think you may have done that is more adventurous and better than everyone else, if other people can’t relate to it – they won’t want to know.

ONE FINAL TIP: Resist the temptation to try to fit ‘sticky rice’ into every conversation…

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Founder & Editor at South East Asia Backpacker | Author\'s Blog

Nikki Scott is the founder & editor of South East Asia Backpacker. A traveller-turned-entrepreneur, she left the UK in 2009 and after 6 months on the road, she started a bi-monthly print magazine about backpacking in Asia. South America Backpacker soon followed and today she runs her backpacking enterprise from her base in Spain. Her honest and fascinating book, Backpacker Business, tells the story of her success in the face of adversity.

35 thoughts on “10 Weird Things that Happen When You Come Home After Long Term Travel…

  1. Tiana Dewar says:

    Love it. Man the price of everything was so horrendous I must have saved a fortune not buying stuff when I got home. Can do with way less…for a while

  2. Paulo says:

    Bargain down prices in Starbucks? You must be kidding! There are Starbucks
    all over South East Asia at least in the large cities.Even in “communist” Vietnam, I went to Starbucks in Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi. They all have fixed prices, there´s no bargaining. The same applies to supermarkets.

  3. pito says:

    I’m totally agree. I come back to my country 3 years ago, and still want to talk about travels, geography, cultures, religion……. but like you said, nobody cares

  4. Bambi says:

    hahahaha no one is pestering on you! this is correct! everyone here in singapore is an island, they have their own world. if i’m walking towards them in the mrt, even when they’re busy looking at their phones, somehow they manage to deflect me hahahaha

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